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“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”
“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”
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Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
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