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Oral dick cheese 

When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..
I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese

two finger cheese platter 

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

Struggle grilled cheese 

When you toast two pieces of bread and then slap a piece of cheese in the middle and chuck in the microwave.
"Damn, this struggle grilled cheese makes me really sad"

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey 

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

dick in cheese 

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk
Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole
dick in cheese by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich by DaClub January 27, 2018