skiiers dick

Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.

Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"

by Rick Slender November 15, 2006

hydra-dick

A legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable cocks to the right and left of the original one. The original cock remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a multitude of ways. Only two men are known to have this condition. One goes my the name of Jim, the other is is black half-brother Koss. (note that Koss only possesses the Hydra-dick one day out of the week)

I saw that shit man! He had a hydra-dick!

by keith.derving April 30, 2008

dick-sniffer

1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person.
2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis.
Originated in the East End of London in 1836. Was often used by Town-Cryers.

1. Stop being such a dick-sniffer and let me pay by credit card.
2. Do not go in the rest-room. I hear the dick-sniffer is on the prowl.

by Bulbudda Ramujasbah July 18, 2004

Dick whistle

Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.

That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat

by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle December 9, 2008

Dick Day

An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.

Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)

"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."

by The Monster October 18, 2006

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005