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A legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable cocks to the right and left of the original one. The original cock remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a multitude of ways. Only two men are known to have this condition. One goes my the name of Jim, the other is is black half-brother Koss. (note that Koss only possesses the Hydra-dick one day out of the week)
I saw that shit man! He had a hydra-dick!
by keith.derving May 1, 2008
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1. The act of displaying a habbit of intense study that eventually leads to exhaustion and a loss of rationality.

2. Being isolated and anti-socail due to a conflict between a dishonest, irritating, asshole whom you are in a relationship with and the man you truly love.
That girl wont get her head out of those fuckin books! She's gonna go Krissy Crazy!

That girl should dump his ass, she's goin all krissy crazy!
by keith.derving May 1, 2008
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