Discord Scat Attack 

Discord scatting
A discord scatting is regarded as one of the highest honors bestowed upon a discord server! Made popular by the pope and the church!

Basically you get pictures of people shitting into each other's mouths and pictures of period blood mostly shit though because that's how you scat hommie blood. We in da trench make that 30 bang!

Pope: yo u got that furry discord?
Bal You know I do.
Nate: HELL YEAH LETS GO GIVE THAT SERVER A Discord Scat Attack

Discord Scat Attack by Banana_OG December 7, 2019

The French Attention 

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

The French Attention by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

Granny’s Attic by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021

judge from ace attorney 

The dumb judge from all the ace attorney games.

The old judge from ace attorney easily gets tricked into believing things very easy.

judge from ace attorney by Deathslostlove February 3, 2023

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 

Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is a 2002 film directed by George Lucas and written by Lucas and Jonathan Hales. It is the second film in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.

Person 1: Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones by Mud and Snow May 5, 2018

Zac Attack 

To knowingly trick or deceive somebody through misleading statements or falsehoods about future intentions in order to get something for nothing, always at the expense of the deceived.

“I just spent $70 at the bar. Jim told me that he was buying half the rounds, but he didn’t even have a tab with the bar tender. I ended-up paying the whole bill myself. I just got Zac Attacked!"

“Jim said he would give my wife a ride home to make sure that she didn’t do anything bad with another man at the bar… but he ended-up taking her home, getting her drunker and putting it in her butt. I just got Zac Attacked!"

Zac Attack by AnonymousDC January 22, 2007

Facebook Attack 

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.

Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!

Facebook Attack by Cuca May 22, 2007