The Shipley School

Argueably the gayest school of all time. Formerly a girls school until the mid '80s the shipley school still doesn't have a football team and an absolutely horrible lacrosse program. Although the main line times is always sucking on their D about sports, they actually suck.

Bro 1 "Yo dude we play the shipley school in lax on saturday"
Bro 2 " haha dude im totally pulling a wake and bake before we play those losers"
Bro 1 "haha yeah dude for real those shipley kids suck man hahaha"

by LitnerShipleyLaxStar May 9, 2009

Elementary School

Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff

“ I went to elementary school, and learned absolutely nothing”

by Oof_Dani_Swimmer May 10, 2018

School bus

It is a yellow 2mg xanax stick that is time released.

Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened

Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?

I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"

by gerThaBear September 8, 2013

The Winsor School

A girls only school pack full with bitchy back stabbing girls. You never have a real freind there because they all pretend to like you. Any secret u tell someone one day will become the biggest school news the next. oh yeah they're also obsessed with boys and its really annoying.

Girl 1: Hey can i tell u a secret. Promise u wont tell a soul?
Girl 2: yeah of course.. kmon u can trust me.
Girl 1: okay.. so yeah this weekend a boy kissed me
Girl 2: oh.. k
the next day at the winsor school
whispering in the halls.. people givin gu dirty looks
girl one goes up to someone
girl 1: whats going on
other girl: you kissed a boy...

by idont have aname October 19, 2006

retard school

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.

"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"

by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

high school

a place that, unlike most definitions in the urban dictionary, is actually a privilege that we take for granted and is only as good you make it. if you work hard and receive excellent grades, you can continue onto a good college after graduation and further yourself in getting a great, profitable career. if you flunk out and don't go to school, you'll be working in an arbys getting pimples for little pay.

John didn't really like to get up so early for high school, but her knew it was a privilege that many other people around the world would love to have.

by christiannnw January 14, 2009

Conserve School

A staff-controlled bureaucracy that silences those who object.

Don't work there! That store's a Conserve School!

by pretend that you dont know me December 26, 2006