Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018

Dusty dusty goat

Someone who goes ghost and comes back saying hiya

Shannon is a dusty dusty goat

by Hjayse February 5, 2019

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019