dick-berg 

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.

Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.

dick-berg by kyljon November 29, 2009

Dick Herder 

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

Dick Herder by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Dick Pact 

A Dick Pact is an action between a specific number of nouns (proper or not) that can vary throughout the interval from negative to positive infinity. It can also take place without being between any specific number of nouns. The action's description is a tad indecipherable due to the nature of the action itself being a state of status.

For example: A Dick Pact between two boxes was impossible because they were pacted already, and therefore could not maintain their Dick Pact.

Dick Pact by Everflowing Chalice March 8, 2011

dick chaney 

a complete Dumass who mistakened his friend( a human) for a bird!

what kind of dumass mistakens a person for a bird?
oh our former vice president dick chaney

dick chaney by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011

Dick-picked 

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

Dick-picked by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Dick Squeegee

Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.

Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?

Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.

Dick Squeegee by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013

dick teething 

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

dick teething by yelak May 19, 2014