John Sedgwick 

The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.

Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.

Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica

Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?

Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick

Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ

OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-

John Sedgwick by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023

John Buckley 

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.

"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"

John Buckley by _Wobble August 7, 2023

John Doe 

hot stalker

mmmmm john doe

John Doe by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023

John Gowans as Ward Evans 

John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!

John Gowans as Ward Evans by courtofowls September 4, 2023

John Flamsteed

A school is Denby, Derbyshire. As of 2023 (these r my personal ops btw) the best TA is defo Mrs Cortez-Lopez (she’s Guatemalan). Best teacher??? Hmmm…
Male:Mr Scott-Blore. He teaches computing, is a total ginger, and just really good at his job. Very fun/not boring when he teaches. Also, I’m one of his fave students so… 😁😁
Female:Miss Faulding (Maths) or Miss Grace (English) Miss Faulding was my head of year when I was in year 7. She’s amazing. Really sweet and you could trust her with any problem. Miss Grace was my Year 7 English teacher, and, because I’m aiming for a career involving English like journalism or writing (she didn’t know that but I seriously showed it in her lessons she was really supportive. Also, just very down to Earth, and friendly. She makes class really fun as wel, so we actually remember what we’re being taught.

So Yh. If u fancy coming to JFCS (the last 2 letters stand for community school, and if u can’t guess the first two, then don’t come here. We don’t teach dum@asses) then consider it. It’s good, as far as secondary schools go. Ryan for reading, I’ve got school today. Double history with a new teacher who’s supposed to be sh!t. Lord have mercy. Luv y’all! Oh and, if u were wondering, John Flamsteed was an astronomer from Derbyshire. Specifically Denby. So the school (and surrounding areas) are named after him: have links to his name.

Have great day (or better ones than me!)
Tessla_xtlgx_03

“I go to John Flamsteed Community School!”

“Oh what’s it like there?”
“Ok, it’s not clean. No secondary school is. There are flaws. But we always work hard to fix them. The level of education is great. Lessons and their structures, are all edited constantly to improve the understanding of certain topics. Google us.”
“I will do”
“That’s great! Have an amazing day you lovely human being!
“Bye!!”
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

John Flamsteed by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 14, 2023

John F. Kennedy 

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.

I just headshot John F. Kennedy!

John F. Kennedy by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023

John Cena 

WWE wrestler whose body is invisible & that's why you can't see him.

Random Guy 1: I saw John Cena
Random Guy 2: Where
Random Guy 1 : Right Behind Me
Random Guy 2: But There's No One Behind You
Random Guy 1: But I saw him behind me

John Cena by MemesDude September 22, 2023