eating crab cakes 

To perform oral sex to a woman.

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.

eating crab cakes by CatDog122 March 12, 2017

Cakemixed

Cakemixed is another word for cumed

Person 1: I cakemixed at that hair smuff last night and it felt good! Person 2: Ewwwwwwww

Cakemixed by ICakeYou April 28, 2011

Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

Caked by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022

No-caked 

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

No-caked by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005

cakegender 

not a real gender, not valid at all

I’m cakegender, I feel “light and fluffy”

cakegender by lovelyyylol August 3, 2021

Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)

My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.

Man cakes by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006

Doodie Cakes 

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

Doodie Cakes by foomanchew June 20, 2005