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Ihatemath syndrome 

A feeling of hatred or any kind of anger to math when you see a math problem. Not to be confused with Math Anxiety.
Leo:I no like math
Josh:Ihatemath syndrome?
Leo:Oh Yea!
Ihatemath syndrome by LEOGEO November 15, 2009

BAMF syndrome 

A syndrome in which people are too awesome to care. They drink awesome shooters. Listen to awesome music. and then just sit around and soak up eachothers awesomeness.
man, we must have BAMF syndrome...errybody be hatinn'
BAMF syndrome by ibeballin January 15, 2011

Duke Syndrome 

A disease contracted from playing Duke Nukem for an extended period of time.

Side effects include:

- Constant sexual innuendos
- Thinking you're tougher than you actually are
- Swearing. A LOT
- Talking in a low, raspy voice
Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Tim: Go fuck yourself. I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Joe: What the fuck?
Matt: Don't mind him, he's been playing Duke Nukem Forever for 3 days. He's got a major case of Duke Syndrome.
Duke Syndrome by TheHurriquake June 18, 2011

Drake syndrome 

A condition in which females are diagnosed with "drake face". Side effects include looking like Drake.
"Yo.Did you see that girl back there?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She had Drake syndrome."
"Ooo. Shots fired."
Drake syndrome by JulianMS January 10, 2014

Janis Joplin Syndrome 

Janis Joplin Syndrome is when a music group has a female singer that becomes just as if not more famous than the band she is in. Named after Janis Joplin who was originally a member of a blues revivalist group called Big Brother and the Holding Company. If you know anything about music history, you'd know that Janis left BBATHC after a 2-3 year stint with them to start a short lived but widely successful solo career.
70% of cases of JJS often end up with either the singer going solo (see The Supremes, No Doubt and Destiny's Child) or worse, the singer being the only original member left, somewhat like Axl Rose Syndrome (see Evanescence). Most of the time, all-girl bands are immune to JJS with a few exceptions such as the Bangles.
other famous cases of Janis Joplin Syndrome include:
Diana Ross from the Supremes
Gwen Stefani from No Doubt
Beyonce Knowles from Destiny's Child
Hayley Williams from Paramore
Amy Lee from Evanescence
Susanna Hoff from The Bangles
Tarja Turunen from Nightwish

LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome)

A mental state of mind often related to laziness, fatigue, and severe procrastination, affecting responsible behaviour and most higher thinking processes.

Symptoms include:
1.avoidance of studying or doing homework
2.preference for involving oneself in entertaining or even mundane activities in order to avoid using any higher intellectual thinking processes.
3.tendency to procrastinate or leave work to the last minute
4.preoccupying oneself by surfing the internet, and lingering on sites such as Facebook, Youtube or Twitter, often refreshing the page for something new to pop up in accordance with the first three symptoms above.

*University and senior high school students are at a high risk to this mental disease.
"One day I realized that even though I'm sick of everything else but homework, I still won't do it. I know that I have to do it, but for some reason, I'm not compelled to do it!"

"Dude, I have the same thing as you!"

"No way! Seriously?"

"The doctor told me it was LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome). It's a DISEASE."