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Gaffed off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

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He's been gaffing me off
by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010
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smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.
"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"
by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
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Too Off

Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.

Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill
Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"

Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."
by Francis Nol January 4, 2012
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Get Off this Meat

1.) Used in the first person when putting in work or seeing someone put in work in anything competitive, such as sports or video games.

2.) Used to put abruptly somebody down

3.) just a general rule, this phrase can be used very vaguely. If you dont understand, or just don't like this phrase you can GET OFF DIS MEAT!
1.) "OOH Shaq just brought the house down! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"

2.) Ratchet: "Stop ignoring me! By the way when are we hanging out?"

You:"Bitch, Get off this meat."

3.) "Did i just finish first in Fun Run again?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!"

4.)"BOOOOM! Did you just see Jadeveon Clowney's hit?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"
by Eyydrian Benwaa January 10, 2013
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Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen
I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.
by Joakes March 17, 2013
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memeing off

Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
by PacketLost June 28, 2015
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palm off

The act off passing shit to someone else.
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers
My wife was a victim of thalidomide, as such no one can palm off like her!
by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016
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