Joakes's definitions

nadya suleman

a single, unemployed mother who lives in a 3 bedroom house with her parents.
she currently has 14 kids all under the age of 7. 8 of them are octuplets and she can not afford them because she was more concerned about being a woman with octuplets and getting the fame, than with being physically capable of supporting them

Wow look at Nadya Suleman taking all of our tax dollars to pay for her 14 kids!

by joakes March 3, 2009

Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

by Joakes March 17, 2013