cunt toodie

Cute name for a clean, hardly used and hairless cunt. Term can only be used by a boyfriend or steady guy.

When we were dancing close I could feel your little cunt toodie rubbing up against my penis.

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cunt fudge

The discharge resulting from penetration; opposite of dick cheese

"I saw Diane last night... and I had to shower after to clean all her cunt fudge off of me"

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She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

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cunt nuggets, a name where you call a drunk person after they shotgunned 50 or more beers at your local bar

Steve: Wow i thought he couldn't do it!
Jim: CUNT NUGGETS!!

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A bitch who has surpassed the definition of the word "cunt" and is several levels worse than just being a cunt.

Jenna was talking hella shit today and starting rumors and then she has the fucking nerve to try to ask me for a favor, fuck that cunt factory.

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