8 up

From the WWII era meaning Section 8, a category of military discharge. Service members were deemed "Section 8" if they were mentally unfit for service. This included being found guilty for sexualal perversion. In modern times it is used to describe a soldier or piece of equipment that doesn't perform or present to military standard.

DS Slaughter- "PVT Snuffy, you failed to shoot at least one of the 40 targets with your rifle. Why are you so 8 up?"

PVT Snuffy- "Drill Seregent, I'm not 8 up, it's my rifle. It has been jamming and double feeding all day."

DS Slaughter- "You are still 8 up for failing to conduct proper maintenance of your weapon PVT! Your weapon will function properly of it is clean and lubricated!"

by boardkiller June 26, 2011

beaten up

When someone loses a fight or gets really hurt by another person

I just beaten up Jeff and his lip bled

by ThatOneGuyCalledT September 24, 2015

Asses up

Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.

Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?

Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.

by shredder666 August 16, 2011

k-up

To apply KY Jelly to the genitals and anus prior to gay sex to avoid damaging the tender bits.

Damian told me I had to K-up before I could get in his goodies.

by DasAlbatross August 07, 2006

cleaned up

When you are wearing a suit and look good as hell.

After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, damn man you clean up real nice

by pimp daddy dollars February 09, 2005

turn't up

to get drunk or to get excited about something.

let's go get a bottle and get turn't up tonight...

by Pro-verb December 20, 2008

Run it up

When you excel at anything and everything you do, like a pro so that the competition is forced to go cry in a corner and suck on their lil thumbs!

You can run it up at anything you do. An exam? Run it up! Having sex? Run it up!

"Why is Ian the best gamer ever?". "Because he runs it up every fuckin time!"

"Bruh I had an exam today". "Did you run it up?"

by DrBlaziken July 02, 2019