sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.

(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!

by sir PEACH June 15, 2004

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'

*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."

by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018

Suck It!

When a person doesn't have a comeback and can't think of anything.

Also can be used as a phrase to say when you are angry.

Jennifer: Ew,your not looking your best today
You:SUCK IT!
~
*remembers that you have left keys in house*
You:SUCK IT!

by 👅Yazz👅 December 9, 2018

spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.

"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"

by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016