say god knows 

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen

boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS

say god knows by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

flap god 

This word is used to discribe the kind of person who goes to Taco Bell everyday and masterbates constantly

Man that kid Tyler is a real flap god

flap god by Ibslappin February 26, 2019

oh god no 

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

oh god no by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Monke god 

Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!

Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!

Monke god by xRazoRwiRe April 22, 2021

Defy god 

When you take your hormone pills.
(Based off of a tweet by a trans person)

Person 1: Did you forget to defy god this morning?
Person 2: Oh thanks for telling me I forgot to!

Defy god by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

Ramble god 

A person that talks on too much for random stuff and on off topic tuff

Ay bro i woke up and walked my fish while folding the dishes

shut up you are an annoying ramble god

Ramble god by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE August 24, 2022

just take it to god 

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.

Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.

just take it to god by emery comyn February 6, 2010