Zoom Zoom Lane

A-Zoom Zoom Lane is a lane on an American Highway that is used to go zoom zoom. A-Zoom Zoom Lane is also known as an HOV or High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane. A-Zoom Zoom Lane can also be the Left most lane of a road. Usually, the Zoom-Zoom Lane is used to pass a slower vehicle on the rightmost lane.

Person 1: "Man someone was going really slow on the zoom zoom lane."
Person 2: "The What?"

Person 1: "GET OFF THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU'RE GOING UNDER 60MPH."
Car1: "Honks!"

Officer1: "Why were you going 70 in a 65."
Driver1: "BECAUSE ITS THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE!"
Officer1: "Alright, How much have you had to drink tonight?"

by XthedrewX December 19, 2019

Zoomed Out

When you have been on Zoom calls all day and are ready to pass out.

Person 1: Hey are you going to that virtual happy hour today at 5?
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm zoomed out!

by Bakersfield Goldstein June 11, 2020

zoom chirp

The incessant chirp of smoke detectors in the backyard of zoom meetings that need their battery replaced.

The fucking zoom chirp throughout the meeting drove me insane! Change the damn smoke detector battery already!

by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoogasm

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

Ok zoomer

It’s basically the Gen z version of ok boomer.

Some random gen z: aHAH I’m so quirky
Literally anyone else: ok zoomer

by yourmomsahoe December 24, 2019

Zoomer

that which zooms

Look at that zoomer zoom

by zoomer boy 5000 August 14, 2019

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005