zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

by Sabul October 21, 2011

zefronish

an adjective to describe characteristics similar to High School Musical star Zac Efron. usually regarding something to do with his metrosexual appearance.

"Man, my eyebrows are getting to look so Zefronish".

by albakerky March 7, 2009

absolut zero

1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut

1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?

by sumone scary March 6, 2010

zerocool

A generic (-)4x0r name. Used in the movie HACKERS

You're crash override?

by LiberateTeXInfernis June 13, 2004

Zero Requiem

A plan set forth by Lelouch Lamperouge that is meant to bring the world peace.

1. Gather the world's hatred to self
2. Die
3. ????
4. Profit

Suzaku kills Lelouch, thus completing Zero Requiem.

by Hallway Kun January 20, 2009

zero point zero

also known as Opie & Anthony.Two Howard Stern obsessed clones that where given all of Howards Markets when he left for Sattelite and 0.0 failed horrifically at it being dropped and producing ratings of zero point zero

"zero point zero!,oh you mean O&A?are they still in radio?"

by Boba Abooey January 10, 2008

Absolute zero

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1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004