A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
by HubbaDubba March 8, 2014
Get the white trash facemug. 1. A Punk band rock band from Wooster , Ohio.
2. Someone who is not white trash who gets a hold of things (crystal meth , moonshine a camaro) that could potentially turn them into white trash.
2. Someone who is not white trash who gets a hold of things (crystal meth , moonshine a camaro) that could potentially turn them into white trash.
1. White Trash Starter Kit is a punk band.
2. Matt - "I wouldn't smoke that if I were you."
Noah - "Why not."
Matt - " That right there is the first item on your kit."
Noah - "What kit!"
Matt - "The White Trash Starter Kit."
2. Matt - "I wouldn't smoke that if I were you."
Noah - "Why not."
Matt - " That right there is the first item on your kit."
Noah - "What kit!"
Matt - "The White Trash Starter Kit."
by Meatteo August 1, 2009
Get the White Trash Starter Kitmug. A term used for Boogie to describe how a poor shitty upbringing can give you the street smarts of a G, the common sense of the wise, morals of a nun, loyalty of a dog, honesty of a drunk baby
And also ketchup on a steak.
And also ketchup on a steak.
by MothaFuckinBoogie September 27, 2018
Get the high class white trashmug. Opening the oven to check if there are any pots, pans, and/or Tupperware left inside before using it to cook. This is a reference to the common practice among European-Heritage Americans living below the poverty line to use the oven as a storage place when not in use.
I had to do a White Trash Welfare check so my MeeMaw didn't burn the house down like Mama did preheating that oven full of Tupperwares back in '82.
by WendyWuessten January 27, 2022
Get the White Trash Welfare Checkmug. by manpretty1515 October 17, 2011
Get the White trash imbread hilbilliesmug. The act of eating any greasy deep fried food commonly found at carnivals, state fairs, stock car races, monster truck shows and live wrestling (WWE) that coats the lips of the eater in a manner that makes it appear they are wearing lip gloss...
Look at that chick scarf down that corn dog after she finishes it she's gonna have herself some white trash lip gloss...
by slamhounder April 30, 2012
Get the White Trash Lip Glossmug. I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash
man 1: what’s up nigga
Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again
Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again
by Afklabdor June 12, 2019
Get the Two niggas and a white trashmug.