Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident August 6, 2013

dirt water town

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.

Scottville MI is a dirt water town.

by Slaynasty July 3, 2014

Big Water

Ocean Water

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

by ken222 October 2, 2017

Bomo Water

It was like the last vestiges of the Third Reich, and Hitler was there too, don't ask me how. Anyways, they kept trying to masquerade as Nazis and land at their base to refuel, but each time they would be threatened to be shot down, and so they ended up crashing, but they like sent word to some other base, not the other guys on the island. And so the dudes on they island had this plane with something called a, and i'm not fucking joking, a "bomo ice box", which apparently could have saved them bcuz they were cold. I think the biggest thing for me tho, is that they specifically had to use vanilla ice water, bcuz it was the best type of bomo water, and would warm you up the best, and that ice cream only uses vanilla bean, or else they would be bomo water, and i'm all kinds of shook rn.
shit okay bomo water is supposed to like warm you up

"bro hitler stole the bomo water"
"damn man he took the vanilla too"

by BomoMan September 2, 2018

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

the bodies in the water

Something you do not recognize.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

by Intelligence001 April 11, 2022

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is the fastest growing water brand in the United States. Owned and operated by Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle who is a hip hop artist from San Antonio, Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water has been reviewed over 10,000 times and has been talked about by many as being the best mountain spring water on the market. Thuggizzle plans on making Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Available In All Stores Across The United States.

Where Can I Buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water?

by God is everything May 14, 2022