Lawls to the Walls

Is like Lawl-ing, but so much so that you bounce off the walls with laughter. Mostly when someone is being a jacktard or a clamhat.

Person 1 "Oh shit, that condom ripped last night...fuck my life!"
Person 2 " Lawls to the walls bod"

by Matt-Homegrown November 1, 2008

wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall

damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.

by Master Baterer January 16, 2006

Actual Wall

A wall. Due to facebook, when someone refers to their wall people think of their facebook wall. This quite literally an "actual wall".

I just put up this huge picture of Justin Bieber on my wall. You know, my actual wall.

by kallsieland2 March 10, 2011

wall stud

A guy who is not attractive but thinks he is.

Eliot Johann Bentz is such a total wall stud.

by wilson the pepsi thief May 12, 2014

scrub the wall

to remove wall postings on facebook in hopes of deterring facebook stalkers, nosey friends, family members, or gossips.

I need to scub the wall. People that are not on my friends list know my business.

Anna should scrub the wall. She is giving too much information.

by nmolie March 2, 2010

wall grippers

toes, hands, and teeth and sometimes knees

someone: hi
someone else: u have big wall grippers
someone: thank u
someone else: say click take a pic say click take a pic
someone: not for free
someone else: damn😔

by spidermanstwinbrother July 5, 2022

Jello Walls

1.) A derogatory term used to describe a woman who has wayyy too much sex with lots of random men.

2.) When the walls of the vagina are loose and jell-o like as a result of too much rough, meaningless sex

Vic: I'm gonna take Brenda home tonight because she got a big ol' butt and she's nice and tight unlike jello walls over there

*you know you've got jello walls when sex feels like throwing a pencil in a hallway*

by di<3 February 5, 2009