German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

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by krinko July 27, 2009

muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013

stomp waffle

When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.

Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again

Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)

by Birdperson69 November 24, 2016

Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .

"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"

by Blitz7x July 11, 2018

Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

pretentious twat waffle

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014

waffle face

The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.

"If I don't go to bed soon, I'm definitely going to succumb to waffle face."

by Renegade April 12, 2004