Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.

Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.

by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008

tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.

skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.

by deezo May 4, 2005

Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.

<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.

by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005

tool

guy that likes you, but when summer comes around, needs to try and get with every girl possible, ruining the relationship you could've had together. Even tho his reasoning is he "doesnt want to cheat on you" yeah bullshit. a tool then wants you to "forget" about him for the summer and then when school starts up again, you guys can go out, basically saying , let me hook up during summer and we can be together after.. and when he breaks up with you around spring time... you know why :)

omg tyler yocom is such a tool.

by littlemonkeylh June 29, 2009

Tool

A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

by Dr. Wiggle December 16, 2008

toolbag

Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't

Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!

by billy m. December 12, 2006

april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009