Eagle Two

An ingenious codename for an ugly or unattractive person; Someone you have no desire to have sex or smooch with. As made famous by agent Bert Macklin from Parks & Recreation.

Agent Macklin: You can address me as "Eagle One."

Anne, Codename: "Been there, done that."

April is "Currently doing that."

Chris, Codename: "If I had to pick a dude."

Ben is..."Eagle Two."

by Skullwood June 30, 2015

two dimensional

An individual lacking the characteristics of depth or form (AKA a stupid person).

She was so two dimensional that she didn't even realize the danger of what she was putting herself or her loved ones in.

by Sir Claymore May 20, 2016

Tic oat two

It's the (un) official Tic Tac Toe 2. Created by Oats Jenkins

Wanna play Tic oat two?

by EndBorn October 28, 2022

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

by The_Devon October 19, 2009

the lesser of two evils

still evil.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

by vanillabearajh October 21, 2009

two for fives

Two crack vials for $5.

"Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way." - Raekwon the Chef

by Seahorse Q. Snowplow May 18, 2005