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twit

"I thought you were going to drop the kids off at the pool...?"

"I am, I just had to tweet about it first."

"You freakin' twit!"
by kindlydank April 16, 2009
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Twit

Originally a twit was a person who annoys or "twits" others. Not unlike other tw words (twaddle, twat, twerp, etc.) and rhymes with nitwit

Now comes "twitter" and twit takes on a whole new definition. It is still someone who annoys others or "twits" them. But now it is someone so infatuated with twitter and their tweets that when not twittering they are talking about twitter and tweets. A twit is someone who has lost the ability to communicate face to face. Someone lacking interpersonal skills.
In person he's a twit.
by stillonline March 19, 2009
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Twit

Someone who uses twitter, especially someone who uses twitter to an abnormal degree.
John is a twit; he keeps twittering the mundane details of his everyday life.
by jamoncito February 11, 2009
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Twitchslap

A twitchslap is when a friend/family member/girlfriend/blogger outs your business on Twitter
Did you see that fool got twitchslapped from his GF last week?
by Steupz August 8, 2009
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Twitch Skarkro

An amazingly hilarious guy whos super sweet and kind hearted with an exceptionally large cock. Seems to be well-liked by everyone. Has an amazing jew fro (which I want to steal from him) and he makes everyone laugh alot. Always has a few tricks up his sleeve and never leaves anyone feeling sad or left out. Personally I want to have him in my life forever. <3
Sammie: That guy was freaking hilarious and sweet and soooo cute!
Celeste: Yeah I know right... that's because he's Twitch Skarkro.
by Lil_Lette4Lyfe January 2, 2011
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Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.
Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.
by Skillett1121 July 12, 2012
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twitchy bum

A twitching sensation in your anus when you feel nervous or anxious about something, causing you to nearly shit your pants
Got a serious twitchy bum for finding out my exam results
by Rach1boob February 23, 2015
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