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Tube steak

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013
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tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy
I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up
by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003
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You Tube

I need to go buy some You tube's
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boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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The Memphis Tubesock

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas
by fecal plume October 3, 2009
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Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.
I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.
by Paul Grant March 21, 2007
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