tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy

"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"

by leetNightshade December 27, 2009

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.

"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."

by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005

minus touch

instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap

andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off

by randi8 July 6, 2010

Touch Tips

When you are connected to someone via linkedIn

Hey man want to touch tips?

by rotokayu September 19, 2016

The Bad Touch

A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.

Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.

by Lunarr February 13, 2009

I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 23, 2006