Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
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pop tots

My wife Pop Tart gave birth to three Pop Tots
by 92838448484 January 29, 2017
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Scom Tot

A man totally not related to the internet celebrity, Tom Scott. Scom Tot is a male, 5'6. He is a mega chad and if you see him, do not attack.
Oi, that's scom Tot

Leave him, he'll kill you.
Narh, I'll be fine
*Punching sounds* *ambulance and police sirens*
by Beans_ July 05, 2021
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Tooter-tot

A person who sniffs drugs.
A person who "plays with there nose"
She sniffles alot, she must be a tooter-tot.
Look at that tooter-tot
by Keikush September 03, 2019
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Hater Tot

When someone is being as dense as a potato and hatin' on your vibe
"Whoah Christine don't be such a hater tot, I like this shirt"

"Just because you can't afford a G6 doesn't mean you have to be such a hater tot"
by clubtot March 23, 2023
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Taylor-tot

A Taylor-tot is a red-headed Taylor that is extremely THICC
Guy 1: Wow, he's totally a Taylor-tot.
Guy 2: You're gay af.
by Chryedeux October 19, 2017
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otter tot

person with low-self esteem and is more intelligent than they think; they usually consider themselves to be extremely simple-minded. They have hidden potential and believe themselves to have lower IQ than believed.
That guy right there, Troy, is an otter tot. He thinks he's dumb, but he got an A+ on his chemistry test last week.
by Ben Dover the RailRover December 18, 2018
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