Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh

defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"

by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

tiki torch

Having sex with a girl outdoors, while standing up, and lighting her hair on fire to keep the mosquitos away.

"Dude, I totally tiki torched this chick last night, but she burned out really quick." "You creep."

by illuminatiagt January 13, 2008

TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"

TOUCHE!

by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011

Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

gay torch

a label of shame carried by someone who comitted an act of faggery or even the slightest gayness. Only one can hold the gaytorch at a time.

Guy "A" (referring to basketballs): Dude, I really like your balls.

Guy "B": You fruit loop, you get the gay torch.

by Boom77 October 30, 2006