Thwiddle

To whimsically, surreptitiously, and sensually touch in any way.

I'll thwiddle your kneecap between 5:00 and 4:15 am.

by Johnny mand December 2, 2025

Thwrath

The intense feeling of anger caused by Margaret Thatcher.
Derived from Thatcher+wrath.

The state of the North fills me with such thwrath.

by A leaf??? December 18, 2025

Thwunging

The act of inserting the head of one’s erect male member into the vaginal opening of a female while in the missionary position, and rotating the pelvis up and back simultaneously, causing the male member to be abruptly ejected. It is customary to repeat this motion several times before normal coitis resumes.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a good thwunging.

I am a thwunger.

Do you thwung?

by Nasty O’Kelly December 19, 2025

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them

Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong

by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019

Red Thwomp

The Red Thwomp is the result of a Skinned Thwomp and is not actually red to begin with. Coined by TheBalishChannel in June 2018.

The Red Thwomp has been bleeding endlessly after it lost it's protective layer.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020