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Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Turtle

A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!

Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)

Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019
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Turtle Power

1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
by DrNic January 18, 2006
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!
by Gizwidget February 14, 2007
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Sea Turtles

When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
by J david February 1, 2008
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turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.
Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag
by LEOGEO October 16, 2009
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Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.
"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
by nitkilla September 27, 2012
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