Polish Dozen

Fourteen of something.

How many midgets fit in a Prius? About a Polish Dozen.

by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

The Polish Vacuum

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

by The Oktoberfest Giggler March 03, 2012

Polish Bagpipes

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.

by Badman14411 November 27, 2013

Scummy Polish

When one urinates into a half full can of Mountain Dew, and convinces someone to drink it.

Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!

by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011

Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I am going to my room to polish the crown.

by Strange Magnificent February 01, 2021

Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.

Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020