Indian Threshold

The threshold of annoyance you have to inflict on your friend before he / she insinuates that you are an Indian.

This usually works on people of Pakistani origin due to the historical hostility between the two nations. Probably works the other way around as well.

Jess: Hey help me pick out an invitation card for my fiance'.
Farhan: Hahh .. another birthday? How old is he? Around 40 now?
Jess: Eeewww he's not! That would make him 17 years older than me!
Jess: Stop being an indian.
Farhan: Ooooohh .. INDIAN THRESHOLD CROSSED!!

by dremel June 13, 2011

Indian Funnies

Indian Funnies are memes that involve an over usage of old memes such as “bruh”, or “21”, as well as an overly used amount of Peter Griffin and Laughing Emoji GIFS. These memes are often used to make fun of foreigner iFunny accounts. Usually when you see Indian Funnies, there will be loud Indian-style music, an overused amount of Indian instagram accounts, and lots of laughing emoji GIFS. Indian Funnies are ironically funny for how stupid they are. If you see an Indian Funny, then you are in for a real treat!

Guy on Instagram: *scrolling through and finds some Indian Funnies*
Guy on Instagram: HAHA BRUH UGANDA KNUCKLES 21 YEET!
Everyone else in class: *confused and concerned*

by Bootyballin April 14, 2019

bayd indian

A dumb indian who likes to follow people instead of being his own person.

Dude, why are you being a bayd indian right now? Stop copying everything i do.

by Chunklord320 November 9, 2019

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

Indian Visit

Where extended family and/or friends come and stay with you for an extremely long amount of time.

Brad has been paying me an Indian visit, he has been on my couch for four months.

by watchamacallthatindian September 21, 2012

Indian playboy

A boy who fools his friends such as ainsley who is not serious about life and likes girls and who is not loyal

I can't believe my boyfriend was a Indian playboy

by The guy from 012 October 16, 2020