Definitions by PlanetOceanReturns

Riding The Singularity Wagon 

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

Riding The Singularity Wagon by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Indian Lettuce 

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

Indian Lettuce by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch 

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

Meowedlarian 

Any crazy kitten or cat. Crazy as all get out but still lovable. And maybe a bit of a naughty streak.

Man, John's cat is crazy!"
"he's not crazy, Fred, he's just a meowedlarian

Meowedlarian by PlanetOceanReturns February 2, 2023