golden boy

Slang term for a boy or sometimes girl who is everyone's favorite person, never someone who is popular or "in" with the crowd, but always someone who people feel good around and go to for laughs.

Mark is a goofy kid who everyone loves to be around, he is the local golden boy!

by Golden Boy October 26, 2004

golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007

golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

by lotymike July 10, 2009

Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy July 23, 2005

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas January 18, 2006

Golden M

A Golden Chevy Malibu. Usually owned by old people, and very embarrasing to drive.

Dave: "I'm driving my Grandpa's Golden M!"
Evan: "What The Shit!?!"

by Dijo October 04, 2007

golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.

I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob

by Drocke_8921 December 22, 2016