Test Text

A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.

Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"

(No answer...)

Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"

Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.

by maxy2889 August 13, 2009

elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006

lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008

Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."

I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009

pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...

3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test

by the voyer August 17, 2003