Tented

Being mad or aggravated; having pent up emotions

Thais had to wait in line for over an hour, she got mad tented

by TentedMan June 1, 2022

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bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

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honey tent

Word used for an outdoor party where you invite girls (or guys) back your home/tent/air bnb pad based on the allure of free things "the honey", but actually you're planning a gang bang

Yo, it's a holiday weekend-- let's link with a few of the bros and rent a sick Air BnB in the Ozarks

Word bro...let's grab some kegs too and invite some thots back--- you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

HONEY TENT MY G!!

HONEY TENT!!!!! Whole lotta gang shit!!

by BigBDawg September 13, 2017

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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

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