Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010

Target

A place people go to to pay a little more to avoid Walmart

Friend: Lets go to Walmart
Me: no that place ghetto as shit, lets go to Target

by BilboSwagginz May 5, 2015

Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

by the wolf-man February 12, 2008

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Targeted Misogyny

The hate of a specific woman for being herself and for being a woman. Misogyny focused on a specific woman

I hate Julie, she's a stupid woman. Jenny her friend is cool.

by Capn Jack Sparrow October 2, 2003