Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

mingra

The art of being a minger and associating with mingas

"Just look at that mingra, shes got her knickers round her ankles"

by Colley301279 August 04, 2007

MFI

To pass an extremely large turd, to the point of tears and ripping.

Comes From "to shit a wardrobe"

"Somebody help me, after last nights beerfest I've just dropped an MFI and now my rectums prolapsed"

by Colley301279 August 04, 2007

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007