Definitions by colley301279

Tablet Security Device 

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

Tablet Security Device by colley301279 August 27, 2007

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

Hand Operative by colley301279 August 26, 2007

mingra 

The art of being a minger and associating with mingas

"Just look at that mingra, shes got her knickers round her ankles"

mingra by Colley301279 August 4, 2007

MFI 

To pass an extremely large turd, to the point of tears and ripping.

Comes From "to shit a wardrobe"

"Somebody help me, after last nights beerfest I've just dropped an MFI and now my rectums prolapsed"

MFI by Colley301279 August 4, 2007