taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

by macaroninjesus June 29, 2010

taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.

she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger

by akfffsf January 14, 2007

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 07, 2010

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 05, 2023

taint tingler

When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper stacks up so high that it tickles your ass and balls when you flush

That shit I just took was a taint tingler

by johnnydigher April 07, 2015

Taint Piece

The taint, or commonly known as the gooch. As the saying goes, "It taint ass and it taint balls!"

John was acting like a fool, so I kicked him in the taint piece.

by kill21345 May 16, 2009