taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.

she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger

by akfffsf January 14, 2007

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

Taint Goalie

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

by avbaisley September 3, 2009

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Taint Piece

The taint, or commonly known as the gooch. As the saying goes, "It taint ass and it taint balls!"

John was acting like a fool, so I kicked him in the taint piece.

by kill21345 May 16, 2009