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Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
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internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life
-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013
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hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.
"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."
by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015
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clubroom table

Noun: the table in the clubroom; a black hole for edibles. Any food placed here WILL be eaten by anyone walking by it. To put food on the clubroom table is to sacrifice any or all sole right to such food.

Verb, "to clubroom table": the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom tabling food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the guise of being "friendly".
"Mate I just Clubroom Tabled thirty quid of Sainsbury's snacks. Terrible idea. My producer will never agree to reimburse me."

"Shit dude that's a lot of pizza. Just shove it on the clubroom table, it'll be gone in an hour."
by WillWorkForStash July 29, 2016
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Full table

What to say when you see some fine ass tiddy.
Bro, full table at 12 o’clock.
by MongoNode July 19, 2018
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hidden talent, keep it hidden

when someone believes that they’re secretly good at something, but in reality they’re terrible
person 1: posts a video of them singing a song horribly
the comments: HIDDEN TALENT, KEEP IT HIDDEN
by inkdemonlives July 16, 2023
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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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