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Bitch and Switch 

When a girl ignores you for a period of time, then is all up on you after you do her friend.
Man So she didnt want none then I got with her friend and now she wants it. Thats a damn good bitch and switch
Bitch and Switch by Scott Z November 17, 2004

the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!

African switch-up 

The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.
Dude, I just ate some taco bell now I have to African switch-up!

That's disgusting, man!

Dimmer Switch 

Her nipples are really hard. Poking thru her shirt. "The headlights are on"
That girl needs a dimmer switch.
nipples headlights boobs
Dimmer Switch by toypit June 16, 2016

nintendo switch lite 

The newest member of the Nintendo Switch family, this time fully dedicated handheld unable to "switch" to TV mode. As a dedicated handheld based around handheld play, it is about 30% slimmer/lighter with an extra 30m-1h in battery life. It's also built more resilient, and without a plethora of features so that the Lite may retail for $199.99. These features include detachable joycons, HD Rumble, and the IR Camera. It will release in the colors Yellow, Gray, and Turquoise.
The Nintendo Switch Lite may seem questionable since it cannot actually dock to a TV, but it's great that consumers have more options.
nintendo switch lite by Zyeli July 11, 2019

versa switch 

An acrobatic position change performed during doggy style sex. The male starts to curl the girl's legs against her chest, then grabs her thighs and forces a sudden rotational movement along her anteroposterior axis. This will normally make the girl land on her back (180 degrees). Can be pushed to the limit by trying a 360 degrees rotation.
Last night I was doggying my baby, when all of a sudden I tried to perform a Versa Switch. I applied too much force, so she just slammed her head against the wall.
versa switch by ph3nagen September 24, 2011