stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 5, 2010

Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.

Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!

by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

Toy Storying

Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.

Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.

by ArticPencil April 28, 2012

Sporking

A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

by Sohoo mama May 24, 2009

stoiking

smoking for free
verb - to stoik

irregular past tense - stoicad

Boy 1: "We get a b@g"
Boy 2: "Nah i've no money"
Boy 1: "Sure we do a bitta stoiking?"
Boy 2: "gg, i'll text Kavo"

by Conor Duff January 10, 2021