stret

stress + fret

“I know you’re worried about the test but don’t stret.”

by shirtsandpants December 13, 2020

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

Stretchat

Stretchat is a combination of two words : stretch and chat. It can be used as a verb or a noun. A stretchat usually happens after a workout and describes the social activity of combining active recovery with a conversation, usually about serious topics including a new personal best, the gym next drinks event or more general gym gossip. Stretchatting is a key activity to build the sense of community in any good gym.

After our morning cardio session, Cat is always keen on stretchatting.

by Vino_Nico September 6, 2021

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021

streh

(st-ruh) - noun

A short-form of strife/stress.

Popularized by a misheard lyric in the Disney film The Jungle Book.

Person 1: Come on, man Forget about your streh!

Person 2: ...What?

by xnopytman December 21, 2021

StretchedMC

A minecraft player who cheats all the time, he will always find a way to cheat.

He is such a StretchedMC

by ONEISONLPOGGERS March 29, 2022

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008