stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.

Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"

by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017

Stabbin' Fever

When seemingly straight Alaskan men are shacked up together in a bunk house or cabin and are bored so they end up having sex with each other because there are no women around and the winters are long and dark.

Dude, where are the chicks at? This cold winter night has got me feeling lonely and horny. I think I got stabbin' fever.

by N.Gucci July 25, 2017

stab some gash

The act of using your erect penis to penetrate a vagina. Was mentioned in the movie "Pain & Gain" in a scene where Michael Rispoli (Frank Griga) invites Mark Wahlberg (Danny Lugo) to go out and stab some gash (find girls for sex).

Ey Mikey, let's go find a few broads and stab some gash.
I was in Miami last summer and I met so many girls, I was stabbing gash.

by Negro-Damus August 15, 2017

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

stabability

A concerned of state of mind. questioning if you and your thoughts are stable.

I'm questioning our stabability, here

by gollyhilbiliby January 12, 2018