butt stabber

A homosexual male. Someone who likes to "stab" another up the butt.

That guy is such a "butt stabber."

by DJDave February 9, 2007

stabalise

It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....

"Yo Tracy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stabalise yo vagine"

by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013

Mushroom Stabber

Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.

Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.

by The Swami February 12, 2005

Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013

stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

prison stab

Mock clandestine stabbing motion, assumedly what one would use while in prison to wound another inmate.

It seemed like a hug, but really, it was a prison stab.

by jank June 30, 2003

Catch a Stabbing

Have sexual intercourse with your male (or strap-on ready female) partner.

Phase referring to the motion of thrusting one's penis or any protruded body part into one of his/her sexual partner's orifices.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to catch a stabbing tonight?

Boyfriend#2: Only if you pull my mustache while you're doing it.

by CurseOfWar March 19, 2013