squadnapped

when you are taken away from your true, day 1 squad

Daniela: Hey when did you start hanging out with Shelby and all of them?
Rubi: I don't know man, I was squadnapped.

by Ibur Inad November 21, 2015

squanch dat

to dismiss something

Friend 1 : yo lets go to mcdonalds
Friend 2 : naa bro squanch dat lets go to wendys

by TMoney.99 March 15, 2016

squadness

The level of squad you are at on a scale of 0 to 100

Those peasants are of no match to our squadness.

by Guwrg June 19, 2016

squanis

When a dude has a square shaped penial gland.

Bill: I had to break it off with my gf.

Todd: why?
Bill: I was to edgy.

Todd: but you're so chill.

Bill: No I mean like my dick. It's a square. I have a squanis.

Todd: the fucks a squanis?
Bill: look it up in urban dictionary.

Todd:(looks it up) JESUS CHRIST!

by Space Punk! May 15, 2016

Squawk

A gathering of Abercrombie wearing fuck boys; a group of bros

The smell of that axe deodorant ruminating from that squawk is overwhelming.

The approaching squawk was reminiscent of a jersey shore reunion.

by Waterlizard09' July 10, 2017

squarning

To roll a joint and smoke it

Hey tom are you squarning??

by Tjk July 12, 2017

Squanke

Squanke- Buttocks feels very squeaky and dank after bad fast food.

That Taco Bell last night made my booty feel very Squanke!

by dmn62 August 24, 2017