Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.
Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂
by ItsMe78 August 04, 2023
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Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value
That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass
by Gains Train December 06, 2018
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taco squat

Girl: I taco squatted on a noob in cod after he tried to tea bag me.
by wtfkenny88 February 02, 2015
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talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.
"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"
by Kohyu March 09, 2016
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The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.
me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021
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squat stink

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.
What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”
by Dangly Dicks March 29, 2022
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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by January 27, 2023
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