wank squad

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.
Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know
by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014
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Spicy squad

A group of dumbfucks who have no fucking clue what they’re doing EVER. Best friends who love each other and who are there for each other!
The spicy squad is a very intellectual group of geniuses
by Jdke January 8, 2020
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Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.
There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.
by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019
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step squad

A squad that contains 4 girls. 2 brunettes, 1 blonde, and 1 Asian. They practice making beats with their hands and feet.
Hey, look at the step squad making cool beats.
by Cheyenne B August 1, 2017
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beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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Beef squad

The squad that doesn't fight but always has a lot of beef
by JG VO PF AO March 20, 2017
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Slut Squad

a group of teenage girls who are friends with youtubers. They don't like to admit they are thought. They do not allow anymore members into their chat.
"wow becky. You're friends with Justin Bieber?! You're like the Slut Squad!"
by TwitterBasher January 9, 2017
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